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I was thinking about starting this video  by singing the song Tik Tok by Kesha but  I don't think anyone waking up in the  morning feeling like P Diddy is a good  vibe right now the United States has  officially passed a law Banning Tik Tok  next year if certain conditions aren't  meant the bill actually gives parent  company bite Dan 270 days to sell the  app otherwise it'll be barred from us  App Stores of course Android users could  always just sideload the app but iOS  users would be forever blocked from  redownloading this specific flavor of  heavy duty brain rot the not yet a ban  passed as part of a larger foreign aid  package in support of Ukraine and Israel  they just snuck it in there like a mouse  turd in a box of raisins Tik Tock has  promised to fight the law in court  calling it an unconstitutional  suppression of its American users  freedom of speech a freedom best  expressed by lipsyncing along to a  recording of a joke that somebody said  even if bite dancece was willing to sell  the sale might be blocked by China which  imposes export restrictions on governing  algorithms such as Tik toks further a  sale or ban might not even protect  American users from Chinese information  collection given that the Chinese  government can probably buy most of this  information off the open market speaking  of collecting information the US  government also renewed the foreign  intelligence surveillance act AKA fisa  including an amendment M which has been  criticized for expanding government  surveillance without a warrant honestly  the best possible outcome of this would  be if the hot new Teen Trend was a dance  craze criticizing lack of judicial  oversight for federal intelligence  agencies let's make it happen let's go  guys Qualcomm has officially unveiled  its full upcoming lineup of Snapdragon X  Series CPUs including a list of names  that look like qualcomm's marketing head  passed out on the keyboard their Top  Model is the X 1 e-  84-100 the X standing for X the one  indicating the chips generation the E  standing for elite the 84 being the skew  and the 100 standing for nothing no  really it it doesn't mean anything at  least not yet that section of the name  is reserved for future use so all of the  names currently end in 100 wouldn't you  stick 100 on the end of something for if  you wanted to yeah my child baby 100  baby 100 it's not clear why the names  would need to be so complicated when  there's a grand total of four chips only  one of which even falls into the lower  tier plus category while the Plus Sports  10 cores the three Elite chips all have  12 with the top two models the x1e 84  and x180 coming with dual core boost at  4.2 and 4 GHz respectively that's  actually a 0.1 GH gz drop from what was  originally promised for the X1 84 but  what's a tenth of a GHz between friends  what's important is that we're  overthrowing the x86 Windows ecosystem  okay that's stay focused it has been a  terrible first quarter for Tesla in part  because it's profit margin shrank by  55% and sales dropped by 85% despite  substantial price cuts the company now  has an excess of stock and a shortage of  cash which makes this an absolutely  terrible time for the public to find out  that the Cyber truck isn't even  waterproof how at least one owner claims  to have accidentally bricked his ride by  taking it through the car wash and  hosing sand out of the truck's bed  without setting his vehicle to Car Wash  mode first rookie mistake leading the  vehicle's infotainment system to die  like a smartphone after being dropped in  the toilet while the rest of the truck  is technically operational the cyber  truck incorporates several key gauges  such as its battery level and  speedometer into its digital display  which was dead worse it's almost  impossible to see out of the Cyber  truck's narrow rear window at the best  of times and when the truck bed is  closed the cover blocks the window  completely that means that the drivers  are wholly dependent on the rear camera  whose feed is is also part of the  digital display so if you want to back  up without it you need to keep the back  of the truck open which is going to be a  problem because the bed isn't waterproof  apparently get a really big bag of rice  now just as a reminder this is a vehicle  with an actual Wade mode that's supposed  to let it Ford Rivers we were told it  was going to have an optional package  letting it transform into a boat now  unless you think this is an isolated  incident many cybertruck buyers have  reported that its stainless steel  exterior panels have already started to  rust apparently because Tesla thought it  was more important for the vehicle to be  bulletproof than weatherproof they  should have made it out of cast iron  instead so you could just season it  funnily enough Elon Musk actually  suggested during a call with investors  that Tesla might be able to take  advantage of the unused compute power of  idle vehicles to provide cloud services  so at least disappointed customers might  still be able to use their broken cyber  trucks to mine Bitcoin but you won't be  disappointed with the sponsor of this  video ODU look the web can be scary and  building a website is even scarier but  fear not ODU May makes it easy with code  free infinitely customizable drag and  drop elements that you can use to build  your own site for free OD do even  provides unlimited hosting reliable  support and a free custom domain for an  entire year so visit the link below and  start creating your free website today  with ODU hey why not get a quick bite  before you sit down for some quick bits  well it's because you're probably not  going to have time to finish your food  these let's go Google has delayed its  plan to phase out thirdparty track and  cookies in Chrome yet again this is  actually the third time time since 2020  but it's not Google's fault it's those  mean Regulators at the UK competition  and markets Authority who are concerned  that Google's replacement for cookies  the so-called privacy sandbox will give  it an anti-competitive choke hold on  tracking an information collection which  yeah yeah probably will this newest  delay likely means that Google will miss  its proposed phase out date of the end  of this year so in the meantime you can  feel free to continue browsing while  only being constantly tracked in the  manner you've become desensitized to  you're being watched exactly as much as  usual the rabbit R1 the multimodal AI  device that gathered 50,000 pre-orders  following its CES debut has officially  launched just over a week after the  Humane AI pin endured a brutal fogging  in the Public Square in early impression  pieces there's a surprising amount of  optimism from some of the same reviewers  who gave the AI pin a real tongue  lashing it probably helps that the R1  costs $200 instead of 700 plus a monthly  subscription I mean sure it could  literally just be an App instead of a  cute little Pokedex looking thing but  then you wouldn't have a cute little  pokeddex thing you'll forget about  faster than the Vision  Pro I thought that was a burn Asus  released a bios update for it z790  motherboards in response to massive  claims of CPU instability reported by  users of Flagship 13th and 14th gen  processors unfortunately the update also  appears to reduce performance of these  high-end Intel CPUs by up to 9% at least  for the core i 94900 k the new update  sets the CPU power limit to Intel's  recommended 253 Watts instead of the  previous practically unlimited limit of  4,095 Watts so it's not that your CPU  has gotten worse per se Asus has  essentially just stopped injecting it  with steroids meaning your processor  will get to enjoy a longer life and it  won't need to worry about its testicle  shrinking Nissan has unveiled a solution  to the age-old problem of how to deal  with babies in the backseat of your car  and that solution is an animatronic  fluffy blob creature mounted in front of  your child that will play peekaboo and  wave its arms around as if pleading for  someone to please get it down from there  release it from this Mortal plane it's  called uyo apparently meaning I'm here  in Japanese and not only will it sing  songs in response to parents voice  commands it will signal to a smaller  robot in the front seat which will close  its eyes when the child falls asleep  because why use a standard car seat  mirror when you can monitor your child  through a robot that looks like the  Pokemon that evolves into Elmo and you  asked for it you can finally buy a robot  dog with a flamethrower strap to its  back the thermonator created by the  aptly named company throw flame is now  available for purchase for less than  $10,000 that's right for the low price  of  9,420 you can blaze it and the it in  blaze it in this case means anything  within the therminator 30 foot  flame-throwing  range blaze it up according to throw  Flames website flamethrowers are legal  and unregulated in most countries fun  fact and we all know big robot dog has  been lobbying against sensible robot dog  control laws for decades cybernetic  canines don't even need to be leashed  and will'll unleash more Tech news on  you if you come back on Friday for the  next episode of TechLink if not  flamethrower dog I was thinking about starting this video  by singing the song Tik Tok by Kesha but  I don't think anyone waking up in the  morning feeling like P Diddy is a good  vibe right now the United States has  officially passed a law Banning Tik Tok  next year if certain conditions aren't  meant the bill actually gives parent  company bite Dan 270 days to sell the  app otherwise it'll be barred from us  App Stores of course Android users could  always just sideload the app but iOS  users would be forever blocked from  redownloading this specific flavor of  heavy duty brain rot the not yet a ban  passed as part of a larger foreign aid  package in support of Ukraine and Israel  they just snuck it in there like a mouse  turd in a box of raisins Tik Tock has  promised to fight the law in court  calling it an unconstitutional  suppression of its American users  freedom of speech a freedom best  expressed by lipsyncing along to a  recording of a joke that somebody said  even if bite dancece was willing to sell  the sale might be blocked by China which  imposes export restrictions on governing  algorithms such as Tik toks further a  sale or ban might not even protect  American users from Chinese information  collection given that the Chinese  government can probably buy most of this  information off the open market speaking  of collecting information the US  government also renewed the foreign  intelligence surveillance act AKA fisa  including an amendment M which has been  criticized for expanding government  surveillance without a warrant honestly  the best possible outcome of this would  be if the hot new Teen Trend was a dance  craze criticizing lack of judicial  oversight for federal intelligence  agencies let's make it happen let's go  guys Qualcomm has officially unveiled  its full upcoming lineup of Snapdragon X  Series CPUs including a list of names  that look like qualcomm's marketing head  passed out on the keyboard their Top  Model is the X 1 e-  84-100 the X standing for X the one  indicating the chips generation the E  standing for elite the 84 being the skew  and the 100 standing for nothing no  really it it doesn't mean anything at  least not yet that section of the name  is reserved for future use so all of the  names currently end in 100 wouldn't you  stick 100 on the end of something for if  you wanted to yeah my child baby 100  baby 100 it's not clear why the names  would need to be so complicated when  there's a grand total of four chips only  one of which even falls into the lower  tier plus category while the Plus Sports  10 cores the three Elite chips all have  12 with the top two models the x1e 84  and x180 coming with dual core boost at  4.2 and 4 GHz respectively that's  actually a 0.1 GH gz drop from what was  originally promised for the X1 84 but  what's a tenth of a GHz between friends  what's important is that we're  overthrowing the x86 Windows ecosystem  okay that's stay focused it has been a  terrible first quarter for Tesla in part  because it's profit margin shrank by  55% and sales dropped by 85% despite  substantial price cuts the company now  has an excess of stock and a shortage of  cash which makes this an absolutely  terrible time for the public to find out  that the Cyber truck isn't even  waterproof how at least one owner claims  to have accidentally bricked his ride by  taking it through the car wash and  hosing sand out of the truck's bed  without setting his vehicle to Car Wash  mode first rookie mistake leading the  vehicle's infotainment system to die  like a smartphone after being dropped in  the toilet while the rest of the truck  is technically operational the cyber  truck incorporates several key gauges  such as its battery level and  speedometer into its digital display  which was dead worse it's almost  impossible to see out of the Cyber  truck's narrow rear window at the best  of times and when the truck bed is  closed the cover blocks the window  completely that means that the drivers  are wholly dependent on the rear camera  whose feed is is also part of the  digital display so if you want to back  up without it you need to keep the back  of the truck open which is going to be a  problem because the bed isn't waterproof  apparently get a really big bag of rice  now just as a reminder this is a vehicle  with an actual Wade mode that's supposed  to let it Ford Rivers we were told it  was going to have an optional package  letting it transform into a boat now  unless you think this is an isolated  incident many cybertruck buyers have  reported that its stainless steel  exterior panels have already started to  rust apparently because Tesla thought it  was more important for the vehicle to be  bulletproof than weatherproof they  should have made it out of cast iron  instead so you could just season it  funnily enough Elon Musk actually  suggested during a call with investors  that Tesla might be able to take  advantage of the unused compute power of  idle vehicles to provide cloud services  so at least disappointed customers might  still be able to use their broken cyber  trucks to mine Bitcoin but you won't be  disappointed with the sponsor of this  video ODU look the web can be scary and  building a website is even scarier but  fear not ODU May makes it easy with code  free infinitely customizable drag and  drop elements that you can use to build  your own site for free OD do even  provides unlimited hosting reliable  support and a free custom domain for an  entire year so visit the link below and  start creating your free website today  with ODU hey why not get a quick bite  before you sit down for some quick bits  well it's because you're probably not  going to have time to finish your food  these let's go Google has delayed its  plan to phase out thirdparty track and  cookies in Chrome yet again this is  actually the third time time since 2020  but it's not Google's fault it's those  mean Regulators at the UK competition  and markets Authority who are concerned  that Google's replacement for cookies  the so-called privacy sandbox will give  it an anti-competitive choke hold on  tracking an information collection which  yeah yeah probably will this newest  delay likely means that Google will miss  its proposed phase out date of the end  of this year so in the meantime you can  feel free to continue browsing while  only being constantly tracked in the  manner you've become desensitized to  you're being watched exactly as much as  usual the rabbit R1 the multimodal AI  device that gathered 50,000 pre-orders  following its CES debut has officially  launched just over a week after the  Humane AI pin endured a brutal fogging  in the Public Square in early impression  pieces there's a surprising amount of  optimism from some of the same reviewers  who gave the AI pin a real tongue  lashing it probably helps that the R1  costs $200 instead of 700 plus a monthly  subscription I mean sure it could  literally just be an App instead of a  cute little Pokedex looking thing but  then you wouldn't have a cute little  pokeddex thing you'll forget about  faster than the Vision  Pro I thought that was a burn Asus  released a bios update for it z790  motherboards in response to massive  claims of CPU instability reported by  users of Flagship 13th and 14th gen  processors unfortunately the update also  appears to reduce performance of these  high-end Intel CPUs by up to 9% at least  for the core i 94900 k the new update  sets the CPU power limit to Intel's  recommended 253 Watts instead of the  previous practically unlimited limit of  4,095 Watts so it's not that your CPU  has gotten worse per se Asus has  essentially just stopped injecting it  with steroids meaning your processor  will get to enjoy a longer life and it  won't need to worry about its testicle  shrinking Nissan has unveiled a solution  to the age-old problem of how to deal  with babies in the backseat of your car  and that solution is an animatronic  fluffy blob creature mounted in front of  your child that will play peekaboo and  wave its arms around as if pleading for  someone to please get it down from there  release it from this Mortal plane it's  called uyo apparently meaning I'm here  in Japanese and not only will it sing  songs in response to parents voice  commands it will signal to a smaller  robot in the front seat which will close  its eyes when the child falls asleep  because why use a standard car seat  mirror when you can monitor your child  through a robot that looks like the  Pokemon that evolves into Elmo and you  asked for it you can finally buy a robot  dog with a flamethrower strap to its  back the thermonator created by the  aptly named company throw flame is now  available for purchase for less than  $10,000 that's right for the low price  of  9,420 you can blaze it and the it in  blaze it in this case means anything  within the therminator 30 foot  flame-throwing  range blaze it up according to throw  Flames website flamethrowers are legal  and unregulated in most countries fun  fact and we all know big robot dog has  been lobbying against sensible robot dog  control laws for decades cybernetic  canines don't even need to be leashed  and will'll unleash more Tech news on  you if you come back on Friday for the  next episode of TechLink if not  flamethrower dog